If Ada Isabella Fields had a diary, it would have begun with the following words:
“Dear diary,
I’m not a normal person. I’ve never been. You see, it’s my umbrella;
My umbrella’s gay.”
* * *
“Sometimes I really wish I had a dick, so I could more clearly express the admiration I have for certain people,” said a high, defined sort of female voice with a wistful quality to it. Ada startled, almost tripping over her own shoes. Was that… What?
“With ‘dick’, dear ladies and gentlemen,” began to clarify another voice, this one definitely male, speaking in a sarcastic, jester-like tone, “she refers to what even I have between my legs, and the bodily function of—”
“I mean,” continued the first voice, effectively cutting off the rest of the explanation (that certainly left nothing for imagination, thought Ada, pressing her back snugly against the wall and trying to seem as small as possible), “I’ve always wanted to pull off that ‘are you just happy to see me’-joke, but nobody ever seems to be that happy to see me. See, even Nic there is just sleeping away—”
“Shut up, you heretic, and allow honest people their sleep,” came the half-heartedly angry, sort of mumbled reply from a lanky frame of a male sprawled across the school corridor in the group’s feet.
“Mr Collier certainly seems not to be too happy to see you,” commented the sarcastic voice, incredibly helpfully, and Ada saw the first speaker, a slim, short-ish girl with short, red (probably dyed, since it was entirely too bright to be natural, Ada decided) hair proudly present her middle finger to the blonde-haired boy, the one with the self-righteous and egoistic tone of speech. She also saw the other girl at the scene, the girl with hair a lighter brown than Ada’s, and on a neat plait, eye this red-haired girl incredulously, and then shake her head chidingly, before going back to reading whatever book she was currently holding.
“Honestly?” asked the boy lying on the floor, in a defeated manner, slinging a long arm over his eyes, “I don’t mind seeing her, but the hearing part I could do without.”

Congrats on your wordcount so far! Looking forward to reading more.
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